101. Q: What's a wife? A: An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done. (joke-id:2140) 102. Q: Why can't you give a Puerto Rican a blow job? A: Because you can't give a Puerto Rican any kind of job. (joke-id:2141) 103. Q: What do you do with a dead Texan who's too big for his coffin? A: Give him an enema and put him in a shoebox. (joke-id:2142) 104. Q: What's a Polish vibrator? A: A mop handle and six relatives shaking the bed. (joke-id:2143) 105. Q: Did you hear about the Black man with insomnia? A: He kept waking up every few days. (joke-id:2144) 106. Q: How does a WASP decide sexual compatability? A: They both have headaches every night at ten. (joke-id:2145) 107. Q: What do the US Postal Service and the Kinney Shoe company have in common? A: 500,000 Black loafers. (joke-id:2146) 108. Q: Why don't art students open their curtains in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon. Q. What's the difference between a Lada and a golf ball? A. At least you can drive a golf ball 200 yards... Q. What is the difference between a LADA and a tampon? A. A tampon comes with a tow rope. Q. What is the difference between the Jehovah's Witnesses and a Lada? (small car made in Russia.) A. You can shut the door on the Jehovah's Witnesses. Q. Why do Lada's have rear window heaters? A. To keep your hands warm when you are pushing it. A guy walked into the Service Station and asked "do you have a rear view mirror for a Lada?" to which the Attendent replied "Sounds like a fair swap to me." Q. how do you double the value of a lada? A. fill it with petrol Q. What's the difference between a LADA and a sheep? A. It's more embarrassing if you're caught getting out the back of a LADA. (joke-id:2147) 109. Q: What's the difference between a nun and a lady in a bathtub? A: A nun has hope in her soul! (joke-id:2148) 110. Q: What's the difference between a circus trapeze act and a football cheer squad? A: One's a cunning display of stunts! (joke-id:2149) 111. Q: Why did cave-men drag their women by the hair? A: If they dragged them by the feet they'd fill up with rocks. (joke-id:2150) 112. Q: What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A: A fruit stand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (joke-id:2151) 113. Q: Why can't lesbians go on a diet? A: Because it's hard to eat Jenny Craig when you've got Mary Kay on your face. (joke-id:2152) 114. Q: Why was the canible walking through the jungle eatting monkey shit? A: He had just ate a Lawyer and had to get the taste out of his mouth. (joke-id:2153) 115. Q: What did the Business graduate say to the Arts graduate? A: You're fired!! (joke-id:2154) 116. Q: What is the difference between a girl in the church and a girl in a bathroom? A: Hope in the soul & Soap in the hole (joke-id:2155) 117. Q: What is the similarity between a queen's night gown & her country's flag? A: Both are raised by the King. (joke-id:2156) 118. Q: What's the difference between Jesus and Cassanova? A: The looks on their faces when they get nailed. (joke-id:2157) 119. Q: How do you know when your waitress hates you? A: She gives you the Bloody Mary you ordered with the string still in it. (joke-id:2158) 120. Q: What are the strings on tampons used for? A: To floss after eating. (joke-id:2159) 121. Q: How do you make a cat sound like a dog? A: Take some gas, pour over it, light a match and WOOOOF! (joke-id:2160) 122. Q: How do you make a dog sound like a cat? A: Put it in the freezer, take it out when it is real stiff, take a chainsaw (motion of starting it, make sounds of chainsaw) and (with sawing motion over the frozen dog) MIIIAAUUUUU! (joke-id:2161) 123. Q: What do you call a lump on a Polack's ass? A: A brain tumor. (joke-id:2162) 124. Q: How does a Polack take a shower? A: He pisses into a fan. (joke-id:2163) 125. Q: How does a Polack tie his shoes? A: He puts on both shoes, puts one foot on the stool and ties the other one! (joke-id:2164) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21   NEXT