976. Q: How many blondes does it take to screw the entire Bengals team? A: Just One... Boomer Esiason. (joke-id:1596) 977. Q: What's brown and red and black and blue? A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes. (joke-id:1597) 978. Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner? A: You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms. (joke-id:1598) 979. Q: How does the blonde car pool work? A: They all meet at work at 7:45. (joke-id:1599) 980. Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up! (joke-id:1600) 981. Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock. (joke-id:1601) 982. Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe. (joke-id:1602) 983. Q: Why do blonde's find it difficult to marry? A: Because you don't have to marry them to have sex with them! (joke-id:1603) 984. Q: Did you hear about the blonde that said she would do anything for a fur coat? A: Well, now she can't button it.(prego) (joke-id:1604) 985. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had an apendix operation? A: Well, now she is making money on the side. (joke-id:1605) 986. Q: Did you hear about the scared blonde nurse down by the water? A: She won't go DOWN ON THE DOC. (joke-id:1606) 987. Q: Did you hear about the blond that was treated at the emergency room for a concussion and severe head wounds? A: She tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungie cord. (joke-id:1607) 988. Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE THAT ALMOST CAUSED A WRECK? A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out. (joke-id:1608) 989. Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE DOCTOR? A: She shaved her patients, then took off their clothes. (joke-id:1609) 990. Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE THAT ATE MOUNTAIN OYSTERS? A: She was dragged 200 yards. (joke-id:1610) 991. Q: DID YOU HEAR BOUT THE BLONDE WHO COULN'T WAIT TO SEE "20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA"? A: She said that she loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams. (joke-id:1611) 992. Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF A MIRROR WITH HER EYES CLOSED? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep. (joke-id:1612) 993. Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL FOR BLONDES? A: They take off their makeup. (joke-id:1613) 994. Q: Why won't a blonde drink beer at the beach? A: She's afraid to get sand in her Busch. (joke-id:1614) 995. Q: Why do blondes wear tight skirts? A: To keep their legs together. (joke-id:1615) 996. Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold. (joke-id:1616) 997. Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree. (joke-id:1617) 998. Q: HOW MANY BLONDES DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB? A: Blondes screw in back seats, not in lightbulbs, silly. (joke-id:1618) 999. Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One. (joke-id:1619) 1000. Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first... (joke-id:1620) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT