951. Q: What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist? A: Marriage. (joke-id:1571) 952. Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan? A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat. (joke-id:1572) 953. Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period. (joke-id:1573) 954. Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings ? A: Tell them a joke on Friday night ! (joke-id:1574) 955. Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde? A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on. (joke-id:1575) 956. Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way. (joke-id:1576) 957. Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel. (joke-id:1577) 958. Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. (joke-id:1578) 959. Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading. (joke-id:1579) 960. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's. (joke-id:1580) 961. Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet. (joke-id:1581) 962. Q: Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her dress? A: To keep her ankles warm. (joke-id:1582) 963. Q: How can you tell a blonde had a bad day? A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she doesn't know what she did with her cigarette. (joke-id:1583) 964. Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team! (joke-id:1584) 965. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator? A: By the chipped tooth. (joke-id:1585) 966. Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.) (joke-id:1586) 967. Q: How do you keep a blonde busy? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. (joke-id:1587) 968. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: To keep from bruising their ears. (joke-id:1588) 969. Q: Why do blondes have vaginas? A: So guys will talk to them at parties. (joke-id:1589) 970. Q: Why does the blonde stand in front of a window during a thunder storm? A: She loves taking pictures (flashes, got it?). (joke-id:1590) 971. Q: What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? A: Full. (joke-id:1591) 972. Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there." (joke-id:1592) 973. Q: What's the first thing a blonde says in the morning? A: "Thanks, guys..." (joke-id:1593) 974. Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool? A: Air pockets. (joke-id:1594) 975. Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: "Space. The final frontier......" (joke-id:1595) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT