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Jokes archive (blonde_qa)


876.
Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft. (joke-id:1496)


877.
Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?
A: They have to pull their own pants down. (joke-id:1497)


878.
Q: Why do blondes wear panties?
A: To keep their ankles warm. (joke-id:1498)


879.
Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?
A: It's too hard to re-train them. (joke-id:1499)


880.
Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove their underwear. (joke-id:1500)


881.
Q: What do blonde virgins eat?
A: Baby food. (joke-id:1501)


882.
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!" (joke-id:1502)


883.
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!" (joke-id:1503)


884.
Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?
A1: "All the blondes have gone home!"
A2: Has that blonde gone yet?
A3: When is that blond bitch going to leave!? (joke-id:1504)


885.
Q: What's the mating call of the redhead?
A: "Next!" (joke-id:1505)


886.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. (joke-id:1506)


887.
Q: WHAT IS BLONDE AND GREEN AND JUMPS FROM BED TO BED?
A: A prostitoad. (joke-id:1507)


888.
Q: WHAT IS 68 TO A BLONDE?
A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one. (joke-id:1508)


889.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought. (joke-id:1509)


890.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'. (joke-id:1510)


891.
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?
A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125. (joke-id:1511)


892.
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE PUT HER FINGER OVER THE NAIL WHEN SHE WAS HAMMERING?
A: The noise gave her a headache. (joke-id:1512)


893.
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE HAVE BLISTERS ON HER LIPS?
A: From trying to blow out lightbulbs. (joke-id:1513)


894.
Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house. (joke-id:1514)


895.
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don't know the route. (joke-id:1515)


896.
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. (joke-id:1516)


897.
Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ELVIS AND SMART BLONDES?
A: Elvis has been sighted. (joke-id:1517)


898.
Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLONDES AND TRAFFIC SIGNS?
A: Some traffic signs say stop. (joke-id:1518)


899.
Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A LIGHTBULB?
A: The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on. (joke-id:1519)


900.
Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A BITCH?
A: A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you. (joke-id:1520)

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