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Jokes archive (blonde_qa)
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876. Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.
(joke-id:1496) 877. Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?
A: They have to pull their own pants down.
(joke-id:1497) 878. Q: Why do blondes wear panties?
A: To keep their ankles warm.
(joke-id:1498) 879. Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?
A: It's too hard to re-train them.
(joke-id:1499) 880. Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove their underwear.
(joke-id:1500) 881. Q: What do blonde virgins eat?
A: Baby food.
(joke-id:1501) 882. Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
(joke-id:1502) 883. Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
(joke-id:1503) 884. Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?
A1: "All the blondes have gone home!"
A2: Has that blonde gone yet?
A3: When is that blond bitch going to leave!?
(joke-id:1504) 885. Q: What's the mating call of the redhead?
A: "Next!"
(joke-id:1505) 886. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on
Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
(joke-id:1506) 887. Q: WHAT IS BLONDE AND GREEN AND JUMPS FROM BED TO BED?
A: A prostitoad.
(joke-id:1507) 888. Q: WHAT IS 68 TO A BLONDE?
A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one.
(joke-id:1508) 889. Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds
her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
(joke-id:1509) 890. Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange
juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
(joke-id:1510) 891. Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?
A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.
(joke-id:1511) 892. Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE PUT HER FINGER OVER THE NAIL WHEN SHE WAS
HAMMERING?
A: The noise gave her a headache.
(joke-id:1512) 893. Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE HAVE BLISTERS ON HER LIPS?
A: From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
(joke-id:1513) 894. Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
(joke-id:1514) 895. Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don't know the route.
(joke-id:1515) 896. Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
(joke-id:1516) 897. Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ELVIS AND SMART BLONDES?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
(joke-id:1517) 898. Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLONDES AND TRAFFIC SIGNS?
A: Some traffic signs say stop.
(joke-id:1518) 899. Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A LIGHTBULB?
A: The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.
(joke-id:1519) 900. Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A BITCH?
A: A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.
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