851. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. (joke-id:1471) 852. Q: What will she ask you? A: "Is it mine?" (joke-id:1472) 853. Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come. (joke-id:1473) 854. Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it. (joke-id:1474) 855. Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. (joke-id:1475) 856. Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor? A: By the ears. (joke-id:1476) 857. Q: How do you know a blond likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row. (joke-id:1477) 858. Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky. (joke-id:1478) 859. Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor! (joke-id:1479) 860. Q: WHY IS A BLONDE LIKE AUSTRALIA? A: They're both down under, and no one cares. (joke-id:1480) 861. Q: WHY DOES A BLONDE LIKE THE NUMBER 77? A: She likes to be 8 (ate) more. (joke-id:1481) 862. Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with. (joke-id:1482) 863. Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down. (joke-id:1483) 864. Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand. (joke-id:1484) 865. Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares? (joke-id:1485) 866. Q: Why can't blondes count to 70? A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful. (joke-id:1486) 867. Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers. (joke-id:1487) 868. Q: How is a blonde like peanut-butter? A: They spread for the bread. (joke-id:1488) 869. Q: What do you call a blonde on a waterbed? A: Cherry Float (joke-id:1489) 870. Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A BLONDE THROWS A PIN AT YOU? A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. (joke-id:1490) 871. Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE GOLFER WITH AN IQ OF 125? A: a foursome. (joke-id:1491) 872. Q: WHAT DO YOU GIVE THE BLONDE WHO HAS EVERYTHING? A: Penicillin. (joke-id:1492) 873. Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law? A: An air bag. (joke-id:1493) 874. Q: What nickname is most used by blondes in order to boost their popularity? A: B.J. (joke-id:1494) 875. Q: Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped? A: Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open. (joke-id:1495) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT