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Jokes archive (blonde_qa)
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801. Q: Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Supermarket Trolley? A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. (joke-id:1421) 802. Q: Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers? A: They can't keep their calves together! (joke-id:1422) 803. Q: What was the blond psychic's greatest achievment? A: An IN-body experience! (joke-id:1423) 804. Q: What was the blonde surgeon's claim to fame? A: The world's first hemorrhoid transplant. (joke-id:1424) 805. Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job. (joke-id:1425) 806. Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme. (joke-id:1426) 807. Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ? A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?" (joke-id:1427) 808. Q: What did the South African blonde give her boyfriend? A: Apart-head. (joke-id:1428) 809. Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light. (joke-id:1429) 810. Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? A: Cause she blows the horn!!!!! (joke-id:1430) 811. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: 'Cause everybody gets a turn. (joke-id:1431) 812. Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A: 'Cause she's been laid all over the country. (joke-id:1432) 813. Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A: She kept having affairs with men! (joke-id:1433) 814. Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A: She picks up her purse and goes home. (joke-id:1434) 815. Q: If an blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who would die first? A: The brunette -- because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions. (joke-id:1435) 816. Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade 4. (joke-id:1436) 817. Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes. (joke-id:1437) 818. Q: What is the definition of "fuck off"? A: The final round of an all blonde beauty contest. (joke-id:1438) 819. Q: What's the white stuff you find in a blonde's panties? A: Clitty litter. (joke-id:1439) 820. Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down. (joke-id:1440) 821. Q: What is a blonde's only complaint about oral sex? A: The lousy view. (joke-id:1441) 822. Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod... (joke-id:1442) 823. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it. (joke-id:1443) 824. Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together! (joke-id:1444) 825. Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?" (joke-id:1445) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  NEXT
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