776. Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna. (joke-id:1396) 777. Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She slipped off and fell down the drain. (joke-id:1397) 778. Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the Blonde Joke List. (joke-id:1398) 779. Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina? A1: The Blonde! A2: The other guys waiting their turn. (joke-id:1399) 780. Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'? A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.' (joke-id:1400) 781. Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!" (joke-id:1401) 782. Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: Spot. (joke-id:1402) 783. Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group? A: Air Supply. (joke-id:1403) 784. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A blond electrician. (joke-id:1404) 785. Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A1: So brunettes can remember them. A2: Because blonds are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit. (joke-id:1405) 786. Q: Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde ???? A: She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children! (joke-id:1406) 787. Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. (joke-id:1407) 788. Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her? (joke-id:1408) 789. Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good. (joke-id:1409) 790. Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers. (joke-id:1410) 791. Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? A: Perri-air (joke-id:1411) 792. Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. (joke-id:1412) 793. Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it! (joke-id:1413) 794. Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station? A: The Air Pump! (joke-id:1414) 795. Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an F in sex. (joke-id:1415) 796. Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed. (joke-id:1416) 797. Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes? A: Peroxide. (joke-id:1417) 798. Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing - they've never met. (joke-id:1418) 799. Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say "No". (joke-id:1419) 800. Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? A: Data transfer. (joke-id:1420) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT