751. Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts? A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor. (joke-id:1371) 752. Q: WHATS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN A FRIDGE AND A FANNY? A: A FRIDGE DOSN'T FART WHEN YOU TAKE THE MEAT OUT. (joke-id:1372) 753. Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms. (joke-id:1373) 754. Q: Why does it work? A: "Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?" (joke-id:1374) 755. Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office? A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps! (joke-id:1375) 756. Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip? A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay). (joke-id:1376) 757. Q: What is the blonde's favorite battery? A: Ever-ready. (joke-id:1377) 758. Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....? A: A blond doing cartwheels. (joke-id:1378) 759. Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort. (joke-id:1379) 760. Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant possession. (joke-id:1380) 761. Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers license ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat! (joke-id:1381) 762. Q: Why did she finally pass her test? A: She took the examiner with her. (joke-id:1382) 763. Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth! (joke-id:1383) 764. Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant? A: She blew it both times! (joke-id:1384) 765. Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common? A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one. (joke-id:1385) 766. Q: How do you know when a blond's been in your frige? A: Lipstick on the cucumbers! (joke-id:1386) 767. Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common? A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win (joke-id:1387) 768. Q: Why are blondes so sexually promiscuous? A: Who cares. (joke-id:1388) 769. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll? A: About 2 cans of hair spray. (joke-id:1389) 770. Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants? A: Pick them up off the floor. (joke-id:1390) 771. Q: What did the Blonde get on her A.C.T.? A: Nail polish! (Appendix: For those of you who are Brits, the A.C.T. is a College entrance examination. Highest score possible is 36. Average is about 18-20, I think.) 7. (Visual Joke) Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time? A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions). (joke-id:1391) 772. Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden. (joke-id:1392) 773. Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag? A: One. (joke-id:1393) 774. Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's . . . . (joke-id:1394) 775. Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin. (joke-id:1395) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT