726. Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side. (joke-id:1346) 727. Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel? A: Because her boyfriend was also blond! (joke-id:1347) 728. Q: Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU? A: Too many blondes were drowning. (joke-id:1348) 729. Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq? A: They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water. (joke-id:1349) 730. Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute? A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally. (joke-id:1350) 731. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? A: She realized she gave her last blowjob. (joke-id:1351) 732. Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs? A: Because that's what they train for all their lives. (joke-id:1352) 733. Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? A: So her male would get delivered to the right box. (joke-id:1353) 734. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK". (joke-id:1354) 735. Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. (joke-id:1355) 736. Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. (joke-id:1356) 737. Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? A: So she could lip read. (joke-id:1357) 738. Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why did God create brunettes? A: Neither could the blondes. (joke-id:1358) 739. Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides. (joke-id:1359) 740. Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off. (joke-id:1360) 741. Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche. (joke-id:1361) 742. Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side. (joke-id:1362) 743. Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veternarian? A: Because she loved children. (joke-id:1363) 744. Q: Why did the blond take her typewriter to the doctor ?? A: She thought it was pregnant becaus missed a period. (joke-id:1364) 745. Q: Why did they call the blond twinkie? A: She liked to be filled with cream. (joke-id:1365) 746. Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television. (joke-id:1366) 747. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just dyed her hair. (joke-id:1367) 748. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much. (joke-id:1368) 749. Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: Because it kept falling out. (joke-id:1369) 750. Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. (joke-id:1370) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT