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Jokes archive (blonde_qa)
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676. Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change. (joke-id:1296) 677. Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!" (joke-id:1297) 678. Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants. (joke-id:1298) 679. Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair? A: Last years hide and go seek winner. (joke-id:1299) 680. Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar. (joke-id:1300) 681. Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool? A: Air bubbles. (joke-id:1301) 682. Q: What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections? A: A whine and cheese party! (joke-id:1302) 683. Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 bucks, 4 bucks, 4 bucks, not for a zillion bucks, 4 bucks! (joke-id:1303) 684. Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste. (joke-id:1304) 685. Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground? A: An air mattress. (joke-id:1305) 686. Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An Air Bag. (joke-id:1306) 687. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block. (joke-id:1307) 688. Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel. (joke-id:1308) 689. Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring. (joke-id:1309) 690. Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee' (joke-id:1310) 691. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant. (joke-id:1311) 692. Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor. (joke-id:1312) 693. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! (joke-id:1313) 694. Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck. (joke-id:1314) 695. Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter. (joke-id:1315) 696. Q: What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head ? A: Sweet Fuck All... (joke-id:1316) 697. Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A: Bobbing for Bimbos. (joke-id:1317) 698. Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes. (joke-id:1318) 699. Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader. (joke-id:1319) 700. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager. (joke-id:1320) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  NEXT
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