651. Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they can't get their head in the jar. (joke-id:1271) 652. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces themself. A2: Walks home. (joke-id:1272) 653. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door. (joke-id:1273) 654. Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blond? A: Bucket seats. (joke-id:1274) 655. Q: What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex? A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate? (joke-id:1275) 656. Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A1: "What's a lightbulb?" A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!" (joke-id:1276) 657. Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!" (joke-id:1277) 658. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a 747? A: Not everyone has been in a 747 (joke-id:1278) 659. Q: What do you call a blonde touching her toes? A: A brunette with bad breath. (joke-id:1279) 660. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A1: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde. A2: None of them, three don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper. (joke-id:1280) 661. Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A1: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions. A2: The brunette. The blonde is such an air head. (joke-id:1281) 662. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend. (joke-id:1282) 663. Q: What's the difference between a blond and an ice cream cone? A: Ice cream cones don't lick back. (joke-id:1283) 664. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde? A: Butter is difficult to spread. (joke-id:1284) 665. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"? A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic". (joke-id:1285) 666. Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been spotted. (joke-id:1286) 667. Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week. (joke-id:1287) 668. Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? A: "Nice tits!" (joke-id:1288) 669. Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations. (joke-id:1289) 670. Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common? A: Put either of 'em in a car and their fucked. (joke-id:1290) 671. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning? A: Pack their lunch and send them to work. (joke-id:1291) 672. Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine? (joke-id:1292) 673. Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age. (joke-id:1293) 674. Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. (joke-id:1294) 675. Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? A1: They both have a black box. A2: Both have a cockpit. (joke-id:1295) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT