601. Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their back. (joke-id:1221) 602. Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. (joke-id:1222) 603. Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes. (joke-id:1223) 604. Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later. (joke-id:1224) 605. Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month? A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds." (joke-id:1225) 606. Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids? A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon. A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home. (joke-id:1226) 607. Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them. (joke-id:1227) 608. Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture. (joke-id:1228) 609. Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws? A: Practice. (joke-id:1229) 610. Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it! (joke-id:1230) 611. Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks. (joke-id:1231) 612. Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A1: Because they don't know any better. A2: They are easier to keep amused. A3: Because they are easier to find in the dark. (joke-id:1232) 613. Q: Why do blonde's find it difficult to marry? A: Because you don't have to marry them for sex! (joke-id:1233) 614. Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails. (joke-id:1234) 615. Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? A1: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo. A2: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits. (joke-id:1235) 616. Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A: Because they can spell it. (joke-id:1236) 617. Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm? A: *Who cares?* (joke-id:1237) 618. Q: Why do blondes have periods? A: They deserve them (joke-id:1238) 619. Q: Why do blondes have big bellybuttons? A: From dating blonde men. (joke-id:1239) 620. Q: What does the postcard from a blond's vacation say? A: Having a wonderful time. Where am I? (joke-id:1240) 621. Q: What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? A: They both go down easy. (joke-id:1241) 622. Q: What does a blonde and a tampon have in common? A: They're both stuck up c*nts! (joke-id:1242) 623. Q: Why do blondes wear tampons? A: Because crabs like Bungie Jumping too. (joke-id:1243) 624. Q: Why do blondes drive VW's A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!! (joke-id:1244) 625. Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A: To cover up the valve stem. (joke-id:1245) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT