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21 November 2024

Jokes archive (blonde_qa)


576.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers. (joke-id:1196)


577.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces. (joke-id:1197)


578.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead. (joke-id:1198)


579.
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead! (joke-id:1199)


580.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
A: She has a checkbook. (joke-id:1200)


581.
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it. (joke-id:1201)


582.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece. (joke-id:1202)


583.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count. (joke-id:1203)


584.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch. (joke-id:1204)


585.
Q: What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a blonde track team?
A: The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts. (joke-id:1205)


586.
Q: What is the difference between a crazy fighting hockey player and a blonde?
A: He is fussy by nature and would go to any length to get a puck. (joke-id:1206)


587.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before using a trampoline. (joke-id:1207)


588.
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says "Are you done already?"
The blonde says "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." (joke-id:1208)


589.
Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?
A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys. (joke-id:1209)


590.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush. (joke-id:1210)


591.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shower?
A: A shower has to be turned on to get wet. (joke-id:1211)


592.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months. (joke-id:1212)


593.
Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist. (joke-id:1213)


594.
Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet?
A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it. (joke-id:1214)


595.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo." (joke-id:1215)


596.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A: Not everybody has been in a limo. (joke-id:1216)


597.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
A2: You can't fit the blonde in the bowling ball.
A3: There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke.
A4: You don't eat your bowling ball (joke-id:1217)


598.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men. (joke-id:1218)


599.
Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?
A: Lipstick. (joke-id:1219)


600.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone. (joke-id:1220)

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