551. Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF A MIRROR WITH HER EYES CLOSED? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep. (joke-id:1171) 552. Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL FOR BLONDES? A: They take off their makeup. (joke-id:1172) 553. Q: Why won't a blonde drink beer at the beach? A: She's afraid to get sand in her Busch. (joke-id:1173) 554. Q: Why do blondes wear tight skirts? A: To keep their legs together. (joke-id:1174) 555. Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold. (joke-id:1175) 556. Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes. (joke-id:1176) 557. Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank? A: Her employer found out she was embezzling. (joke-id:1177) 558. Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree. (joke-id:1178) 559. Q: HOW MANY BLONDES DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB? A: Blondes screw in back seats, not in lightbulbs, silly. (joke-id:1179) 560. Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One. (joke-id:1180) 561. Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first... (joke-id:1181) 562. Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex? A1: Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers. A2: Their mothers told them not with their mouths full. (joke-id:1182) 563. Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? A: Divorced. (joke-id:1183) 564. Q: What do you call a blonde without an asshole? A: Divorced. (joke-id:1184) 565. Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? A: Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer! (joke-id:1185) 566. Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way. (joke-id:1186) 567. Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde? A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night. (joke-id:1187) 568. Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff. (joke-id:1188) 569. Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree. (joke-id:1189) 570. Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her. (joke-id:1190) 571. Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? A: Bobbing for french fries. (joke-id:1191) 572. Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress? A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil. (joke-id:1192) 573. Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen. Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? A: There's writing on the white-out. (joke-id:1193) 574. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. (joke-id:1194) 575. Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get channel 9.... (joke-id:1195) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT