526. Q: How many blondes does it take to screw the entire Bengals team? A: Just One... Boomer Esiason. (joke-id:1146) 527. Q: What's brown and red and black and blue? A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes. (joke-id:1147) 528. Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner? A: You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms. (joke-id:1148) 529. Q: How does the blonde car pool work? A: They all meet at work at 7:45. (joke-id:1149) 530. Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up! (joke-id:1150) 531. Q: What happens when a blonde puts her panties on backwards? A: She gets her ass chewed out. (joke-id:1151) 532. Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock. (joke-id:1152) 533. Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe. (joke-id:1153) 534. Q: Why do blonde's find it difficult to marry? A: Because you don't have to marry them to have sex with them! (joke-id:1154) 535. Q: Did you hear about the blonde that said she would do anything for a fur coat? A: Well, now she can't button it.(prego) (joke-id:1155) 536. Q: Did you hear about the sophisticated blonde? A: She thought her period was French Provincial. (joke-id:1156) 537. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night. (joke-id:1157) 538. Q: Did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend say id he loved her? A: She believed him. (joke-id:1158) 539. Q: Did you hear about the new epidemic among blondes? A: It's called MAIDS - if the don't get one, they die. (joke-id:1159) 540. Q: Did you hear about the blond with a Masters degree in Psychology? A: She'll blow your mind, too. (joke-id:1160) 541. Q: Did you hear about the new slogan for Miss Clairol's Hair Dye? A: Buy a double batch and get a snatch to match. (joke-id:1161) 542. Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes. (joke-id:1162) 543. Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank? A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard. (joke-id:1163) 544. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had an apendix operation? A: Well, now she is making money on the side. (joke-id:1164) 545. Q: Did you hear about the scared blonde nurse down by the water? A: She won't go DOWN ON THE DOC. (joke-id:1165) 546. Q: Did you hear about the blond that was treated at the emergency room for a concussion and severe head wounds? A: She tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungie cord. (joke-id:1166) 547. Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE THAT ALMOST CAUSED A WRECK? A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out. (joke-id:1167) 548. Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE DOCTOR? A: She shaved her patients, then took off their clothes. (joke-id:1168) 549. Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE THAT ATE MOUNTAIN OYSTERS? A: She was dragged 200 yards. (joke-id:1169) 550. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see 20,000 leagues under the sea? A: She said that she loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams. (joke-id:1170) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT