501. Q: What's six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy? A: A hundred dollar bill. (joke-id:1121) 502. Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan? A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat (joke-id:1122) 503. Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period. (joke-id:1123) 504. Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings ? A: Tell them a joke on Friday night ! (joke-id:1124) 505. Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde? A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on. (joke-id:1125) 506. Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way. (joke-id:1126) 507. Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel. (joke-id:1127) 508. Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. (joke-id:1128) 509. Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading. (joke-id:1129) 510. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's. (joke-id:1130) 511. Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet. (joke-id:1131) 512. Q: Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her dress? A: To keep her ankles warm. (joke-id:1132) 513. Q: How can you tell a blonde had a bad day? A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she doesn't know what she did with her cigarette. (joke-id:1133) 514. Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team! (joke-id:1134) 515. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator? A: By the chipped tooth. (joke-id:1135) 516. Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.) (joke-id:1136) 517. Q: How do you keep a blonde busy? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. (joke-id:1137) 518. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: To keep from bruising their ears. (joke-id:1138) 519. Q: Why do blondes have vaginas? A: So guys will talk to them at parties. (joke-id:1139) 520. Q: Why does the blonde stand in front of a window during a thunder storm? A: She loves having her picture taken (flashes, got it?). (joke-id:1140) 521. Q: What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? A: Full. (joke-id:1141) 522. Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there." (joke-id:1142) 523. Q: What's the first thing a blonde says in the morning? A: "Thanks, guys..." (joke-id:1143) 524. Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool? A: Air pockets. (joke-id:1144) 525. Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: "Space. The final frontier......" (joke-id:1145) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT