51. Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter. (joke-id:671) 52. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block. (joke-id:672) 53. Q: How do you change a blonde's mind? A1: Blow in her ear A2: Buy her another beer. (joke-id:673) 54. Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer." (joke-id:674) 55. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning? A: Pack their lunch and send them to work. (joke-id:675) 56. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces themself A2: Walks home. (joke-id:676) 57. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? A: Fertilized. (joke-id:677) 58. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilized. (joke-id:678) 59. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door. (joke-id:679) 60. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex? A: Kick open the car door. (joke-id:680) 61. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering? A: More head room. (joke-id:681) 62. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room. (joke-id:682) 63. Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde? A: Bucket seats. (joke-id:683) 64. Q: What do blondes say after sex? A1: "Thanks, Guys!" A2: "Are you boys all in the same band?" A3: Do you guys all play for the ? A4: Who were all those guys?. (joke-id:684) 65. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: Because everybody gets a turn. (joke-id:685) 66. Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A: Because she's been laid all over the country. (joke-id:686) 67. Q: What important question does a blonde ask her mate before having sex? A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?. (joke-id:687) 68. Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm? A: *Who cares?*. (joke-id:688) 69. Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex! (joke-id:689) 70. Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file! A2: Who cares? A3: She says, "Next" A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder. A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes. A6: I mean, who really cares? A7: The batteries have run out. (joke-id:690) 71. Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!" (joke-id:691) 72. Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer. (joke-id:692) 73. Q: Why do blondes use tapons with extra long strings? A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping. (joke-id:693) 74. Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress? A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil. (joke-id:694) 75. Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ? A: "'Debbie'..that's cute. What did you name the other one ?" (joke-id:695) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT