476. Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered. (joke-id:1096) 477. Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch. (joke-id:1097) 478. Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: One's a phony buck. (joke-id:1098) 479. Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts. (joke-id:1099) 480. Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period. (joke-id:1100) 481. Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is? A: An Italian suppository. (joke-id:1101) 482. Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. (joke-id:1102) 483. Q: WHAT CAN SAVE A DYING BLONDE? A: Hair transplants. (joke-id:1103) 484. Q: WHAT DID THE BLOND SAY WHEN SHE WOKE UP UNDER THE COW? A: What are you guys still doing here? (joke-id:1104) 485. Q: WHAT ARE THE WORST SIX YEARS IN A BLONDE'S LIFE? A: Third Grade. (joke-id:1105) 486. Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans. (joke-id:1106) 487. Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE THINK OF THE NEW COMPUTER? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get MTV. (joke-id:1107) 488. Q: What did the blonde do when she heard the British were coming? A: She stopped sucking. (joke-id:1108) 489. Q: What did the blonde say when she was showed her newborn baby in the delivery room? A: I'm not going to suck anything *that* small. (joke-id:1109) 490. Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any. (joke-id:1110) 491. Q: What does a blond say during a porno? A: There I am!! (joke-id:1111) 492. Q: Why doesn't a blondes guts fall out of her twat when she stands? A: Because the vaccum in her head keeps them in place. (joke-id:1112) 493. Q: What's the difference between having sex with a blonde and eating Jell-o? A: Jell-o wiggles when you eat it. (joke-id:1113) 494. Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do. A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood. (joke-id:1114) 495. Q: Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses? A: She was having sunny periods. (joke-id:1115) 496. Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant? A: Her feet! (joke-id:1116) 497. Q: How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pantyhose? A: When she farts, her knees bag. (joke-id:1117) 498. Q: How can you tell when a blonde is horny? A: Stick your hand down her panties. If it feels like a horse eating oats, she's horny. (joke-id:1118) 499. Q: What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist? A: Marriage. (joke-id:1119) 500. Q: What's the ultimate embarassment for a blonde? A: When her Ben-Wa balls set off the airport metal detector. (joke-id:1120) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT