451. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone. A2: Only one person can use the phone at once. (joke-id:1071) 452. Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen. (joke-id:1072) 453. Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine? A: She peed on her corn flakes. (joke-id:1073) 454. Q: What did the blind blonde say to her new boyfriend as she was making love to him? A: "Funny, you don't feel Jewish." (joke-id:1074) 455. Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side. (joke-id:1075) 456. Q: What did the really dumb blond say when someone blew in her bra? A: Thanks for the refill. (joke-id:1076) 457. Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? A "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt." (joke-id:1077) 458. Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. (joke-id:1078) 459. Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde. (joke-id:1079) 460. Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades. (joke-id:1080) 461. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her. (joke-id:1081) 462. Q: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ? A: With a tire gauge! (da da dum) (joke-id:1082) 463. Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door. (joke-id:1083) 464. Q: How does a blonde get pregnant? A: And I thought blondes were dumb! (joke-id:1084) 465. Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits. (joke-id:1085) 466. Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in her ears. (joke-id:1086) 467. Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file! A2: Who cares? A3: She says, "Next". A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder. A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes. A6: I mean, who really cares? A7: The batteries have run out. (joke-id:1087) 468. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. (joke-id:1088) 469. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno! (joke-id:1089) 470. Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. (joke-id:1090) 471. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. (joke-id:1091) 472. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilized. (joke-id:1092) 473. Q: How do you drown a blond? A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2: Don't tell her to swallow. A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool. (joke-id:1093) 474. Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping? A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard. (joke-id:1094) 475. Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead. (joke-id:1095) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT