426. Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too. (joke-id:1046) 427. Q: Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet? A: She thought it was diet coke. (joke-id:1047) 428. Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS? A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125. (joke-id:1048) 429. Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE PUT HER FINGER OVER THE NAIL WHEN SHE WAS HAMMERING? A: The noise gave her a headache. (joke-id:1049) 430. Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE HAVE BLISTERS ON HER LIPS? A: From trying to blow out lightbulbs. (joke-id:1050) 431. Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? A: She heard that the drinks were on the house. (joke-id:1051) 432. Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route. (joke-id:1052) 433. Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. (joke-id:1053) 434. Q: What is the first thing a blonde learns when she takes driving lessons ? A: You can also sit upright in a car. (joke-id:1054) 435. Q: What's the definition of a metallurgist? A: A man who can tell if a platinum blonde is a virgin metal or a common ore. (joke-id:1055) 436. Q: What is the difference between a new blonde and an old blonde? A: Vaseline and Poli-Grip. (joke-id:1056) 437. Q: What is the difference between a dead blonde in the road, and a dead skunk in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk. (joke-id:1057) 438. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute? A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's (joke-id:1058) 439. Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ELVIS AND SMART BLONDES? A: Elvis has been sighted. (joke-id:1059) 440. Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLONDES AND TRAFFIC SIGNS? A: Some traffic signs say stop. (joke-id:1060) 441. Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A LIGHTBULB? A: The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on. (joke-id:1061) 442. Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A BITCH? A: A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you. (joke-id:1062) 443. Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A SHOPPING CART? A: The shopping cart has a mind of its own. (joke-id:1063) 444. Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CORN FARMER WITH EPILEPSY AND A BLONDE WITH DIARRHEA? A: One shucks between fits. (joke-id:1064) 445. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board. (joke-id:1065) 446. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus? A: One has whiskers and fishy flaps, and the other is a walrus. (joke-id:1066) 447. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining. (joke-id:1067) 448. Q: What is foreplay for a blonde? A: Thirty minutes of begging. (joke-id:1068) 449. Q: What is a blonde's idea of dental floss? A: Pubic hair. (joke-id:1069) 450. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once. (joke-id:1070) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT