376. Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? A: Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer! (joke-id:996) 377. Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way. (joke-id:997) 378. Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde? A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night. (joke-id:998) 379. Q: What's the mating call of the redhead? A: "Next!" (joke-id:999) 380. Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes with yeast infections? A: A wine and cheese party! (joke-id:1000) 381. Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat! (joke-id:1001) 382. (Visual Joke) Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time? A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions) (joke-id:1002) 383. Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A: She picks up her purse and goes home. (joke-id:1003) 384. Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden. (joke-id:1004) 385. Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag? A: One. (joke-id:1005) 386. Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's . . . . (joke-id:1006) 387. Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. (joke-id:1007) 388. Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'. (joke-id:1008) 389. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. (joke-id:1009) 390. Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: She liked kids... (joke-id:1010) 391. Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin (joke-id:1011) 392. Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna. (joke-id:1012) 393. Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She slipped off and fell down the drain. (joke-id:1013) 394. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever. (joke-id:1014) 395. Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth! (joke-id:1015) 396. Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common? A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one. (joke-id:1016) 397. Q: WHAT IS BLONDE AND GREEN AND JUMPS FROM BED TO BED? A: A prostitoad. (joke-id:1017) 398. Q: WHAT IS 68 TO A BLONDE? A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one. (joke-id:1018) 399. Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes. (joke-id:1019) 400. Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?" (joke-id:1020) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT