351. Q: Why does a blonds bra say T.G.I.F? A: Tits go in first. (joke-id:971) 352. Q: Why do blondes have vaginas? A: So guys will talk to them at parties. (joke-id:972) 353. Q: What do you call a blonde wearing a leather jacket on a motorcycle? A: Rebel without a clue. (joke-id:973) 354. Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE WITH A RUNNY NOSE? A: Full. (joke-id:974) 355. Q: What do blondes do for foreplay? A: Remove their underwear. (joke-id:975) 356. Q: WHY DON'T BLONDES BREASTFEED THEIR BABIES? A: It hurts too much when they boil their nipples. (joke-id:976) 357. Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there." (joke-id:977) 358. Q: What's the first thing a blonde says in the morning? A: "Thanks, guys..." (joke-id:978) 359. Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL 10 BLONDES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL? A: AIR POCKETs. (joke-id:979) 360. Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel. (joke-id:980) 361. Q: What did Jimmy Swaggart pay for his prostitute and her four blonde friends? A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks. (joke-id:981) 362. Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: "Space. The final frontier......" (joke-id:982) 363. Q: How many blondes does it take to screw the entire Bengals team? A: Just One... Boomer Esiason. (joke-id:983) 364. Q: What's brown and red and black and blue? A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes. (joke-id:984) 365. Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner? A: You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms. (joke-id:985) 366. Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refriderator cold. (joke-id:986) 367. Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree. (joke-id:987) 368. Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought. (joke-id:988) 369. Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One. (joke-id:989) 370. Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first... (joke-id:990) 371. Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex? A1: Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers. A2: Their mothers told them not with there mouths full. (joke-id:991) 372. Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? A: Divorced. (joke-id:992) 373. Q: What do you call a blonde without an asshole? A: Divorced. (joke-id:993) 374. Q: What do blonde virgins eat? A: Baby food. (joke-id:994) 375. Q: What's the mating call of the brunette? A1: "All the blondes have gone home!" A2: Has that blonde gone yet? A3: When is that blond bitch going to leave!? (joke-id:995) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT