326. Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A: A blonde parade. (joke-id:946) 327. Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out. (joke-id:947) 328. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe. (joke-id:948) 329. Q: Why can't blondes count to 70? A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful. (joke-id:949) 330. Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers. (joke-id:950) 331. Q: How is a blonde like peanut-butter? A: They spread for the bread. (joke-id:951) 332. Q: What do you call a blonde on a waterbed? A: Cherry Float (joke-id:952) 333. Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. (joke-id:953) 334. Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A: a foursome.. (joke-id:954) 335. Q: What do you give the blonde that has everything? A: Penicillin. (joke-id:955) 336. Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law? A: An air bag. (joke-id:956) 337. Q: What nickname is most used by blondes in order to boost their popularity? A: B.J. (joke-id:957) 338. Q: Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped? A: Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open. (joke-id:958) 339. Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft. (joke-id:959) 340. Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down. (joke-id:960) 341. Q: Why do blondes wear panties? A: To keep their ankles warm. (joke-id:961) 342. Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee? A: It's too hard to re-train them. (joke-id:962) 343. Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet. (joke-id:963) 344. Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant? A: Blow in her ear. (joke-id:964) 345. Q: Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her dress? A: To keep her ankles warm. A2: To keep her neck warm (joke-id:965) 346. Q: How can you tell a blonde had a bad day? A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she doesn't know what she did with her cigarette. (joke-id:966) 347. Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team! (joke-id:967) 348. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator? A: By the chipped tooth. (joke-id:968) 349. Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.) (joke-id:969) 350. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: To keep from bruising their ears. (joke-id:970) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT