301. Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down? A: Two brunettes. (joke-id:921) 302. Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common? A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday. Q2: What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev? A: He knows who the ten men were. (joke-id:922) 303. Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side. (joke-id:923) 304. Q: Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU? A: Too many blondes were drowning. (joke-id:924) 305. Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq? A: They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water. (joke-id:925) 306. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK". (joke-id:926) 307. Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. (joke-id:927) 308. Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. (joke-id:928) 309. Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veternarian? A: Because she loved children. (joke-id:929) 310. Q: If an blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who would die first? A: The brunette -- because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions. (joke-id:930) 311. Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade 4. (joke-id:931) 312. Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third Grade. (joke-id:932) 313. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it. (joke-id:933) 314. Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes. (joke-id:934) 315. Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod... (joke-id:935) 316. Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters. (joke-id:936) 317. Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub. (joke-id:937) 318. Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? A: They both drip when they're fucked. (joke-id:938) 319. Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry! (joke-id:939) 320. Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night. (joke-id:940) 321. Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!" (joke-id:941) 322. Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces." (joke-id:942) 323. Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A: Locking the car door. (joke-id:943) 324. Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat. (joke-id:944) 325. Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved. (joke-id:945) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT