276. Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it. (joke-id:896) 277. Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece. (joke-id:897) 278. Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Lipstick. (joke-id:898) 279. Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later. (joke-id:899) 280. Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them. (joke-id:900) 281. Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture. (joke-id:901) 282. Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it! (joke-id:902) 283. Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks. (joke-id:903) 284. Q: Why do blondes have big bellybuttons? A: From dating blonde men. (joke-id:904) 285. Q: Why do blondes wear tampons? A: Because crabs like Bungie Jumping too. (joke-id:905) 286. Q: But why do brunettes take the pill ? A: Wishful Thinking. (joke-id:906) 287. Q: Why don't blondes double recipes? A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees. (joke-id:907) 288. Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists? A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter. (joke-id:908) 289. Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A1: They can't remember the number. A2: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons. (joke-id:909) 290. Q: What do you call a blonde touching her toes? A: A brunette with bad breath. (joke-id:910) 291. Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations. (joke-id:911) 292. Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants. (joke-id:912) 293. Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool? A: Air bubbles. (joke-id:913) 294. Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks! (joke-id:914) 295. Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste. (joke-id:915) 296. Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground? A: An air mattress. (joke-id:916) 297. Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee' (joke-id:917) 298. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks. (joke-id:918) 299. Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what? (joke-id:919) 300. Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass? A: A brain tumor. (joke-id:920) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT