251. Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. (joke-id:871) 252. Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde. (joke-id:872) 253. Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades. (joke-id:873) 254. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her. (joke-id:874) 255. Q: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ? A: With a tire gauge! (da da dum) (joke-id:875) 256. Q: How does a blonde get pregnant? A: And I thought blondes were dumb! (joke-id:876) 257. Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch. (joke-id:877) 258. Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: One's a phony buck. (joke-id:878) 259. Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts. (joke-id:879) 260. Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period. (joke-id:880) 261. Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is? A: An Italian suppository. (joke-id:881) 262. Q: Why don't a blondes guts fall out of her twat when she stands? A: Because the vaccum in her head keeps them in place. (joke-id:882) 263. Q: What's the difference between having sex with a blonde and eating Jell-o? A: Jell-o wiggles when you eat it. (joke-id:883) 264. Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do. A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood. (joke-id:884) 265. Q: Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses? A: She was having sunny periods. (joke-id:885) 266. Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant? A: Her feet! (joke-id:886) 267. Q: How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pantyhose? A: When she farts, her knees bag. (joke-id:887) 268. Q: What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist? A: Marriage. (joke-id:888) 269. Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan? A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat. (joke-id:889) 270. Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde? A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on. (joke-id:890) 271. Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way. (joke-id:891) 272. Q: How do ya paralyze a blonde from the neck down? A: Marry her. (joke-id:892) 273. Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her. (joke-id:893) 274. Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? A: Bobbing for french fries. (joke-id:894) 275. Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries? A: She has a checkbook. (joke-id:895) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT