26. Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. (joke-id:646) 27. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. (joke-id:647) 28. Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello? A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages. (joke-id:648) 29. Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck. (joke-id:649) 30. Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they can't get their head in the jar. (joke-id:650) 31. Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A1: They can't find the zipper A2: They cant find the pull tab. (joke-id:651) 32. Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. (joke-id:652) 33. Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through. (joke-id:653) 34. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles. (joke-id:654) 35. Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop. (joke-id:655) 36. Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick? A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole." (joke-id:656) 37. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator? A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers. (joke-id:657) 38. Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators? A: They chip their teeth. (joke-id:658) 39. Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: They make good ankle warmers. (joke-id:659) 40. Q: What do blondes do for foreplay? A: Remove their underwear. (joke-id:660) 41. Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? A: Cause their balls show! (joke-id:661) 42. Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!" (joke-id:662) 43. Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!" (joke-id:663) 44. Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing? A: She was run over by the zambonis machine.. (joke-id:664) 45. Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: Has that blonde gone yet? A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!? A3: "All the blondes have gone home!" (joke-id:665) 46. Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A: Because they can spell it. (joke-id:666) 47. Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada) A: Because they can spell it. (joke-id:667) 48. Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus G.S.T. (joke-id:668) 49. Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First. (joke-id:669) 50. Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? A: Tits Go In Front. (joke-id:670) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT