201. Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor. (joke-id:821) 202. Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides. (joke-id:822) 203. Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces. (joke-id:823) 204. Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers. (joke-id:824) 205. Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? A: Perri-air. (joke-id:825) 206. Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. (joke-id:826) 207. Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period. (joke-id:827) 208. Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it! (joke-id:828) 209. Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station? A: The Air Pump! (joke-id:829) 210. Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! (joke-id:830) 211. Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an F in sex. (joke-id:831) 212. Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver. (joke-id:832) 213. Q: Why did the blonde cross the road? A1: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!? A2: I don't know. R: Neither did she. (joke-id:833) 214. Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed. (joke-id:834) 215. Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. (joke-id:835) 216. Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor? A: By the ears. (joke-id:836) 217. Q: How do you know a blond likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row. (joke-id:837) 218. Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky. (joke-id:838) 219. Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor! (joke-id:839) 220. Q: WHY IS A BLONDE LIKE AUSTRALIA? A: They're both down under, and no one cares. (joke-id:840) 221. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. (joke-id:841) 222. Q: How do you change a blonde's mind? A1: Blow in her ear. A2: Buy her another beer. (joke-id:842) 223. Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! (joke-id:843) 224. Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY ALL DAY? A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. (joke-id:844) 225. Q: HOW DID THE BLONDE DIE ICE FISHING? A: She was run over by the zambonis machine. (joke-id:845) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT