176. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's. (joke-id:796) 177. Q: Why did the blonde try to steal a police car? A: She saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche. (joke-id:797) 178. Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? A: Last year's hide and seek champ. (joke-id:798) 179. Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest. (joke-id:799) 180. Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies? A: One's a bunch a cunning runts. (joke-id:800) 181. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal? A: One's a busy ditch. (joke-id:801) 182. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it. (joke-id:802) 183. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo." (joke-id:803) 184. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. (joke-id:804) 185. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job? A: Your job still sucks after 6 months. (joke-id:805) 186. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before using a trampoline. (joke-id:806) 187. Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." (joke-id:807) 188. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. Q: What will she ask you? A: "Is it mine?" (joke-id:808) 189. Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag. (joke-id:809) 190. Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? A: Cause she blows the horn! (joke-id:810) 191. Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. (joke-id:811) 192. Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off. (joke-id:812) 193. Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light. (joke-id:813) 194. Q: What is happening when you hear varoom...screech, varoom...screech, varoom...screech.....? A: A blonde trying to drive through an intersection with a flashing red light. (joke-id:814) 195. Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? A: So her male would get delivered to the right box. (joke-id:815) 196. Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter". (joke-id:816) 197. Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead. (joke-id:817) 198. Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead. (joke-id:818) 199. Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say "No". (joke-id:819) 200. Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican? A: Retardo. (joke-id:820) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT