151. Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader. (joke-id:771) 152. Q: What's a blondes' favourite rock group? A: Air Supply. (joke-id:772) 153. Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? A: The back of her head. (joke-id:773) 154. Q: Why do blondes drive VW's? A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE! (joke-id:774) 155. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings? A: Tell them a joke on Friday night! (joke-id:775) 156. Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why did God create brunettes? A: Neither could the blondes. (joke-id:776) 157. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager. (joke-id:777) 158. Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree. (joke-id:778) 159. Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids? A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon. A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home. (joke-id:779) 160. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A: A blonde electrician. (joke-id:780) 161. Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A1: So brunettes can remember them. A2: Because blondes are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit. A3: So men can understand them. (joke-id:781) 162. Q: Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde? A: She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children! (joke-id:782) 163. Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A1: A golden retriever. A2: A labrador. A3: An indicator of a really bad hangover. (joke-id:783) 164. Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. (joke-id:784) 165. Q: Why do blondes have periods? A: They deserve them. (joke-id:785) 166. Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute? A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally. (joke-id:786) 167. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? A: She realized she gave her last blowjob. (joke-id:787) 168. Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her? (joke-id:788) 169. Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"? A: She liked to be filled with cream. (joke-id:789) 170. Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?" (joke-id:790) 171. Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good. (joke-id:791) 172. Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor? A: By the ears. (joke-id:792) 173. Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. (joke-id:793) 174. Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy? A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetise them. (joke-id:794) 175. Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading. (joke-id:795) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT