1251. Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A: She picks up her purse and goes home. (joke-id:1871) 1252. Q: If an blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who would die first? A: The brunette -- because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions. (joke-id:1872) 1253. Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade 4. (joke-id:1873) 1254. Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes. (joke-id:1874) 1255. Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod... (joke-id:1875) 1256. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it. (joke-id:1876) 1257. Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together! (joke-id:1877) 1258. Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?" (joke-id:1878) 1259. Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter". (joke-id:1879) 1260. Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters. (joke-id:1880) 1261. Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub. (joke-id:1881) 1262. Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? A: They both drip when they're fucked. (joke-id:1882) 1263. Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry! (joke-id:1883) 1264. Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night. (joke-id:1884) 1265. Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!" (joke-id:1885) 1266. Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces." (joke-id:1886) 1267. Q: HOW DOES A BLONDE PREPARE FOR SAFE SEX? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick. (joke-id:1887) 1268. Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A: Locking the car door. (joke-id:1888) 1269. Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat. (joke-id:1889) 1270. Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved. (joke-id:1890) 1271. Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A: A blonde parade. (joke-id:1891) 1272. Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out. (joke-id:1892) 1273. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe. (joke-id:1893) 1274. Q: THERE WAS A BLONDE AND A BRUNETTE WHO WERE ABOUT TO COMMIT SUICIDE. THEY BOTH JUMPED OFF A TALL BUILDING, AND A COUPLE OF SECONDS LATER, THE BRUNETTE HIT THE PAVEMENT, BUT NOT THE BLONDE. WHAT HAPPENED TO HER? A: She got lost. (joke-id:1894) 1275. Q: A GUY ASKED HIS BLONDE WIFE "HOW DID YOU GET THE CAR IN THE LIVING ROOM"? A: She said "I drove it through the kitchen and took a left." (joke-id:1895) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT