126. Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? A: Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do. (joke-id:746) 127. Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month? A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds." (joke-id:747) 128. Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff. (joke-id:748) 129. Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it. (joke-id:749) 130. Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. (joke-id:750) 131. Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? A: "Nice tits!" (joke-id:751) 132. Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead. (joke-id:752) 133. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. (joke-id:753) 134. Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts? A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor. (joke-id:754) 135. Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails. (joke-id:755) 136. Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was a television. (joke-id:756) 137. Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina? A1: The blonde! A2: The other guys waiting their turn. (joke-id:757) 138. Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered. (joke-id:758) 139. Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1". (joke-id:759) 140. Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by "the fuzz"? A: "No. But I've been swung around by the tits." (joke-id:760) 141. Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A: Frosted Flakes. (joke-id:761) 142. Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes. (joke-id:762) 143. Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period. (joke-id:763) 144. Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist. (joke-id:764) 145. Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!" (joke-id:765) 146. Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits. A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo. (joke-id:766) 147. Q: Why don't blondes breast feed? A: Because they always burn their nipples. (joke-id:767) 148. Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A: She kept having affairs with men! (joke-id:768) 149. Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A: To cover up the valve stem. (joke-id:769) 150. Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: Spot. (joke-id:770) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT