1226. Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. (joke-id:1846) 1227. Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her? (joke-id:1847) 1228. Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good. (joke-id:1848) 1229. Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers. (joke-id:1849) 1230. Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? A: Perri-air (joke-id:1850) 1231. Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. (joke-id:1851) 1232. Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it! (joke-id:1852) 1233. Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station? A: The Air Pump! (joke-id:1853) 1234. Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an F in sex. (joke-id:1854) 1235. Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed. (joke-id:1855) 1236. Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes? A: Peroxide. (joke-id:1856) 1237. Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg. A: Nothing - they've never met. (joke-id:1857) 1238. Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say "No". (joke-id:1858) 1239. Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? A: Data transfer. (joke-id:1859) 1240. Q: Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Supermarket Trolley. A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. (joke-id:1860) 1241. Q: Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers? A: They can't keep their calves together! (joke-id:1861) 1242. Q: What was the blond psychic's greatest achievment? A: An IN-body experience! (joke-id:1862) 1243. Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job. (joke-id:1863) 1244. Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme. (joke-id:1864) 1245. Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ? A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?" (joke-id:1865) 1246. Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light. (joke-id:1866) 1247. Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? A: Cause she blows the horn!!!!! (joke-id:1867) 1248. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: 'Cause everybody gets a turn. (joke-id:1868) 1249. Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A: 'Cause she's been laid all over the country. (joke-id:1869) 1250. Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A: She kept having affairs with men! (joke-id:1870) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT