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Jokes archive (blonde_qa)
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1201. Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!
(joke-id:1821) 1202. Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times!
(joke-id:1822) 1203. Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
(joke-id:1823) 1204. Q: How do you know when a blond's been in your frige?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!
(joke-id:1824) 1205. Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win
(joke-id:1825) 1206. Q: Why are blondes so sexually promiscuous?
A: Who cares
(joke-id:1826) 1207. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A: About 2 cans of hair spray
(joke-id:1827) 1208. Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor
(joke-id:1828) 1209. Q: What did the Blonde get on her A.C.T.?
A: Nail polish!
(Appendix: For those of you who are Brits, the A.C.T. is a
College entrance examination. Highest score possible is 36. Average
is about 18-20, I think.)
(Visual Joke)
(joke-id:1829) 1210. Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first
time?
A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions)
(joke-id:1830) 1211. Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
(joke-id:1831) 1212. Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.
(joke-id:1832) 1213. Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde
and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's . . . .
(joke-id:1833) 1214. Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin
(joke-id:1834) 1215. Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
(joke-id:1835) 1216. Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
(joke-id:1836) 1217. Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the
Blonde Joke List.
(joke-id:1837) 1218. Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
A1: The Blonde!
A2: The other guys waiting their turn.
(joke-id:1838) 1219. Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been
picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'
(joke-id:1839) 1220. Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of
Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
(joke-id:1840) 1221. Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
(joke-id:1841) 1222. Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
(joke-id:1842) 1223. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ?
A: A blond electrician
(joke-id:1843) 1224. Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A1: So brunettes can remember them.
A2: Because blonds are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit.
(joke-id:1844) 1225. Q: Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde ????
A: She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children!
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