1176. Q: Why did God create brunettes? A: Neither could the blondes. (joke-id:1796) 1177. Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides. (joke-id:1797) 1178. Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off. (joke-id:1798) 1179. Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche. (joke-id:1799) 1180. Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side. (joke-id:1800) 1181. Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veternarian? A: Because she loved children. (joke-id:1801) 1182. Q: Why did the blond take her typewriter to the doctor ?? A: She thought it was pregnant becaus missed a period. (joke-id:1802) 1183. Q: Why did they call the blond twinkie? A: She liked to be filled with cream. (joke-id:1803) 1184. Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television. (joke-id:1804) 1185. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just dyed her hair. (joke-id:1805) 1186. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much. (joke-id:1806) 1187. Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: Because it kept falling out. (joke-id:1807) 1188. Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. (joke-id:1808) 1189. Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts? A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor. (joke-id:1809) 1190. Q: WHATS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN A FRIDGE AND A FANNY? A: A FRIDGE DOSN'T FART WHEN YOU TAKE THE MEAT OUT. (joke-id:1810) 1191. Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms. (joke-id:1811) 1192. Q: Why does it work? A: "Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?" (joke-id:1812) 1193. Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office? A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps! (joke-id:1813) 1194. Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip? A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay). (joke-id:1814) 1195. Q: What is the blonde's favorite battery? A: Ever-ready. (joke-id:1815) 1196. Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....? A: A blond doing cartwheels. (joke-id:1816) 1197. Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort. (joke-id:1817) 1198. Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant possession. (joke-id:1818) 1199. Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers license ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat! (joke-id:1819) 1200. Q: Why did she finally pass her test? A: She took the examiner with her (joke-id:1820) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT