1151. Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. (joke-id:1771) 1152. Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them. (joke-id:1772) 1153. Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots. (joke-id:1773) 1154. Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what? (joke-id:1774) 1155. Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass? A: A brain tumor. (joke-id:1775) 1156. Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down? A: Two brunettes. (joke-id:1776) 1157. Q: What do a blonde and Presdient Gorbachev have in common? A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday. (joke-id:1777) 1158. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev? A: He knows who the ten men were. (joke-id:1778) 1159. Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies? A1: 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties. A2: Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit. (joke-id:1779) 1160. Q: What did the blonde's mum say to her before the blonde's date. A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home. (joke-id:1780) 1161. Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..." (joke-id:1781) 1162. Q: Why did the blonde cross the road? A: Never mind that! What was she doing out of the bedroom?!? R: I don't know. A: Neither did she. (joke-id:1782) 1163. Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side. (joke-id:1783) 1164. Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel? A: Because her boyfriend was also blond! (joke-id:1784) 1165. Q: Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU? A: Too many blondes were drowning. (joke-id:1785) 1166. Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq? A: They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water. (joke-id:1786) 1167. Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute? A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally. (joke-id:1787) 1168. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? A: She realized she gave her last blowjob. (joke-id:1788) 1169. Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs? A: Because that's what they train for all their lives. (joke-id:1789) 1170. Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? A: So her male would get delivered to the right box. (joke-id:1790) 1171. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK". (joke-id:1791) 1172. Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. (joke-id:1792) 1173. Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. (joke-id:1793) 1174. Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? A: So she could lip read. (joke-id:1794) 1175. Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. (joke-id:1795) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT