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Jokes archive (blonde_qa)
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1126. Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
(joke-id:1746) 1127. Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A: Divorcee'
(joke-id:1747) 1128. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
(joke-id:1748) 1129. Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher
learning?
A: A visitor.
(joke-id:1749) 1130. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
(joke-id:1750) 1131. Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their
head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.
(joke-id:1751) 1132. Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.
(joke-id:1752) 1133. Q: What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head ?
A: Sweet Fuck All...
(joke-id:1753) 1134. Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A: Bobbing for Bimbos.
(joke-id:1754) 1135. Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.
(joke-id:1755) 1136. Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.
(joke-id:1756) 1137. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
(joke-id:1757) 1138. Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A1: A golden retriever.
A2: An indicator of a really bad hangover.
(joke-id:1758) 1139. Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
(joke-id:1759) 1140. Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.
(joke-id:1760) 1141. Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?
A: Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to
do...
(joke-id:1761) 1142. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes?
A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks,
four bucks.
(joke-id:1762) 1143. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
(joke-id:1763) 1144. Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they
go down on you.
(joke-id:1764) 1145. Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
(joke-id:1765) 1146. Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A1: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.
A2: You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them
in the gutter and they'll always come back.
(joke-id:1766) 1147. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more
attractive?
A: Her ankles.
(joke-id:1767) 1148. Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
(joke-id:1768) 1149. Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the (..............)? insert team
name here.
(joke-id:1769) 1150. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
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