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Jokes archive (blonde_qa)
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1101. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread.
(joke-id:1721) 1102. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
(joke-id:1722) 1103. Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
(joke-id:1723) 1104. Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it
won't follow you around for a week.
(joke-id:1724) 1105. Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice tits!"
(joke-id:1725) 1106. Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations.
(joke-id:1726) 1107. Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a
recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?
A: Put either of 'em in a car and their fucked.
(joke-id:1727) 1108. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.
(joke-id:1728) 1109. Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?
(joke-id:1729) 1110. Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
(joke-id:1730) 1111. Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
(joke-id:1731) 1112. Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A1: They both have a black box.
A2: Both have a cockpit.
(joke-id:1732) 1113. Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her
thoughts?
A: Change.
(joke-id:1733) 1114. Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
(joke-id:1734) 1115. Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.
(joke-id:1735) 1116. Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
A: Last years hide and go seek winner.
(joke-id:1736) 1117. Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
(joke-id:1737) 1118. Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: Air bubbles.
(joke-id:1738) 1119. Q: What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half
with yeast infections?
A: A whine and cheese party!
(joke-id:1739) 1120. Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a
street corner?
A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!
(joke-id:1740) 1121. Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A: A waste.
(joke-id:1741) 1122. Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
A: An air mattress.
(joke-id:1742) 1123. Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An Air Bag.
(joke-id:1743) 1124. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.
(joke-id:1744) 1125. Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
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