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Jokes archive (blonde_qa)


1101.
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. (joke-id:1721)


1102.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic". (joke-id:1722)


1103.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted. (joke-id:1723)


1104.
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week. (joke-id:1724)


1105.
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice tits!" (joke-id:1725)


1106.
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations. (joke-id:1726)


1107.
Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?
A: Put either of 'em in a car and their fucked. (joke-id:1727)


1108.
Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work. (joke-id:1728)


1109.
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine? (joke-id:1729)


1110.
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age. (joke-id:1730)


1111.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. (joke-id:1731)


1112.
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A1: They both have a black box.
A2: Both have a cockpit. (joke-id:1732)


1113.
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change. (joke-id:1733)


1114.
Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!" (joke-id:1734)


1115.
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants. (joke-id:1735)


1116.
Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
A: Last years hide and go seek winner. (joke-id:1736)


1117.
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar. (joke-id:1737)


1118.
Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: Air bubbles. (joke-id:1738)


1119.
Q: What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A: A whine and cheese party! (joke-id:1739)


1120.
Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner?
A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks! (joke-id:1740)


1121.
Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A: A waste. (joke-id:1741)


1122.
Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
A: An air mattress. (joke-id:1742)


1123.
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An Air Bag. (joke-id:1743)


1124.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block. (joke-id:1744)


1125.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel. (joke-id:1745)

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