1026. Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A: The prostitute says "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says "Are you done already?" The blonde says "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." (joke-id:1646) 1027. Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys. (joke-id:1647) 1028. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush. (joke-id:1648) 1029. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shower? A: A shower has to be turned on to get wet. (joke-id:1649) 1030. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job? A: Your job still sucks after 6 months. (joke-id:1650) 1031. Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist. (joke-id:1651) 1032. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet? A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it. (joke-id:1652) 1033. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo." (joke-id:1653) 1034. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody has been in a limo. (joke-id:1654) 1035. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball. A2: You can't fit the blonde in the bowling ball. A3: There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke. A4: You don't eat your bowling ball (joke-id:1655) 1036. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York? A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men. (joke-id:1656) 1037. Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Lipstick. (joke-id:1657) 1038. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. (joke-id:1658) 1039. Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their back. (joke-id:1659) 1040. Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. (joke-id:1660) 1041. Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes. (joke-id:1661) 1042. Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later. (joke-id:1662) 1043. Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month? A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds." (joke-id:1663) 1044. Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids? A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon. A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home. (joke-id:1664) 1045. Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them. (joke-id:1665) 1046. Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture. (joke-id:1666) 1047. Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws? A: Practice. (joke-id:1667) 1048. Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it! (joke-id:1668) 1049. Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks. (joke-id:1669) 1050. Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: Because they don't know any better. * A: They are easier to keep amused. (joke-id:1670) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT