1001. Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex? A1: Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers. A2: Their mothers told them not with their mouths full. (joke-id:1621) 1002. Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? A: Divorced. (joke-id:1622) 1003. Q: What do you call a blonde without an asshole? A: Divorced. (joke-id:1623) 1004. Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? A: Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer! (joke-id:1624) 1005. Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way. (joke-id:1625) 1006. Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde? A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night. (joke-id:1626) 1007. Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff. (joke-id:1627) 1008. Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree. (joke-id:1628) 1009. Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her. (joke-id:1629) 1010. Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? A: Bobbing for french fries. (joke-id:1630) 1011. Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress? A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil. Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen. Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? A: There's writing on the white-out. (joke-id:1631) 1012. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. (joke-id:1632) 1013. Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get channel 9.... (joke-id:1633) 1014. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator? A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers. (joke-id:1634) 1015. Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces. (joke-id:1635) 1016. Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead. (joke-id:1636) 1017. Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead! (joke-id:1637) 1018. Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries? A: She has a checkbook. (joke-id:1638) 1019. Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it. (joke-id:1639) 1020. Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece. (joke-id:1640) 1021. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? A: The blonde has the higher sperm count. (joke-id:1641) 1022. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch. (joke-id:1642) 1023. Q: What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a blonde track team? A: The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts. (joke-id:1643) 1024. Q: What is the difference between a crazy fighting hockey player and a blonde? A: He is fussy by nature and would go to any length to get a puck. (joke-id:1644) 1025. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before using a trampoline. (joke-id:1645) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT