101. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball. A2: You can't fit the blonde in the bowling ball. A3: There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke. A4: You don't eat your bowling ball. (joke-id:721) 102. Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter. (joke-id:722) 103. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"? A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic". (joke-id:723) 104. Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been spotted. (joke-id:724) 105. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone? A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone. (joke-id:725) 106. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? A: The blonde has the higher sperm count. (joke-id:726) 107. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York? A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men. (joke-id:727) 108. Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week. (joke-id:728) 109. Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age. (joke-id:729) 110. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets. (joke-id:730) 111. Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. (joke-id:731) 112. Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them. (joke-id:732) 113. Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? A: So she could lip read. (joke-id:733) 114. Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots. (joke-id:734) 115. Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet Fuck All... (joke-id:735) 116. Q: How do you drown a blonde? A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2: Don't tell her to swallow. A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool. (joke-id:736) 117. Q: Why did the blonde drown in the pool? A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool. (joke-id:737) 118. Q: Why do blondes have square boobs? A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box. (joke-id:738) 119. Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies? A1: 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties. A2: Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit. A3: Two...one to make batter and one to peel the M&Ms. (joke-id:739) 120. Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping? A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard. (joke-id:740) 121. Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date? A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home. (joke-id:741) 122. Q: What's the blonde's cheer? A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..." (joke-id:742) 123. Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change. (joke-id:743) 124. Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor! (joke-id:744) 125. Q: Why do blondes find it difficult to marry? A: Because you don't have to marry them for sex! (joke-id:745) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT