1. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. (joke-id:1897) 2. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder... (joke-id:1898) 3. 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. (joke-id:1899) 4. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? (joke-id:1900) 5. Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. (joke-id:1901) 6. ..Every morning is the dawn of a new error... (joke-id:1902) 7. A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee. (joke-id:1903) 8. For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. (joke-id:1904) 9. I can see clearly now, the brain is gone... (joke-id:1905) 10. The beatings will continue until morale improves. (joke-id:1906) 11. I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. (joke-id:1907) 12. Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. (joke-id:1908) 13. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. (joke-id:1909) 14. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. (joke-id:1910) 15. There cannot be a crisis today (joke-id:1911) 16. my schedule is already full. (joke-id:1912) 17. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. (joke-id:1913) 18. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? (joke-id:1914) 19. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. (joke-id:1915) 20. I don't have a solution but I admire the problem. (joke-id:1916) 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8   NEXT