81. All computers wait at the same speed. (joke-id:1977) 82. DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors. (joke-id:1978) 83. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..... (joke-id:1979) 84. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... (joke-id:1980) 85. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! (joke-id:1981) 86. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage. (joke-id:1982) 87. Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!! (joke-id:1983) 88. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? (joke-id:1984) 89. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. (joke-id:1985) 90. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 (joke-id:1986) 91. DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS (joke-id:1987) 92. Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS (joke-id:1988) 93. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! (joke-id:1989) 94. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... (joke-id:1990) 95. Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven. (joke-id:1991) 96. REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q) (joke-id:1992) 97. Sped up my XT (joke-id:1993) 98. ran it on 220v! Works greO?_~" (joke-id:1994) 99. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) (joke-id:1995) 100. Read my chips: No new upgrades! (joke-id:1996) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8   NEXT