41. What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull. (joke-id:1937) 42. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. (joke-id:1938) 43. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key (joke-id:1939) 44. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster. (joke-id:1940) 45. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. (joke-id:1941) 46. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. (joke-id:1942) 47. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. (joke-id:1943) 48. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. (joke-id:1944) 49. C:WINDOWS C:WINDOWSGO C:PCCRAWL (joke-id:1945) 50. C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN (joke-id:1946) 51. <-------- The information went data way --------> (joke-id:1947) 52. Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression (joke-id:1948) 53. The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in. (joke-id:1949) 54. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding (joke-id:1950) 55. The name is Baud......, James Baud. (joke-id:1951) 56. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! (joke-id:1952) 57. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! (joke-id:1953) 58. C:> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. (joke-id:1954) 59. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay.. (joke-id:1955) 60. Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!" (joke-id:1956) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8   NEXT