21. Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out. (joke-id:1917) 22. If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished! (joke-id:1918) 23. Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock. (joke-id:1919) 24. Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way. (joke-id:1920) 25. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? (joke-id:1921) 26. If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me. (joke-id:1922) 27. If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms. (joke-id:1923) 28. Don't look back, they might be gaining on you. (joke-id:1924) 29. It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. (joke-id:1925) 30. Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply. (joke-id:1926) 31. Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either. (joke-id:1927) 32. Budget: A method for going broke methodically. (joke-id:1928) 33. Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it. (joke-id:1929) 34. Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark. (joke-id:1930) 35. Do witches run spell checkers? (joke-id:1931) 36. Demons are a Ghouls best Friend. (joke-id:1932) 37. Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved. (joke-id:1933) 38. Dain bramaged. (joke-id:1934) 39. Department of Redundancy Department (joke-id:1935) 40. Headline: Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat! (joke-id:1936) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8   NEXT