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Jokes archive (oneliners)


101.

Hit any user to continue. (joke-id:1997)


102.

2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!! (joke-id:1998)


103.

I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control! (joke-id:1999)


104.

Will the information superhighway have any rest stops? (joke-id:2000)


105.

Disk Full - Press F1 to belch. (joke-id:2001)


106.

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup (joke-id:2002)


107.

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (joke-id:2003)


108.

(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network? (joke-id:2004)


109.

(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer? (joke-id:2005)


110.

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. (joke-id:2006)


111.

Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN. (joke-id:2007)


112.

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects. (joke-id:2008)


113.

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand." (joke-id:2009)


114.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. (joke-id:2010)


115.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. (joke-id:2011)


116.

Don't take life too seriously: You're not getting out alive, anyway. (joke-id:2012)


117.

I got a gun for my wife. Best trade I ever made. (joke-id:2013)


118.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute! (joke-id:2014)


119.

Jesus may love you, but he won't respect you in the morning. (joke-id:2015)


120.

Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a REAL man to face cancer. (joke-id:2016)

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