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Jokes archive (oneliners)


61.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. (joke-id:1957)


62.

Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) (joke-id:1958)


63.

Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups. (joke-id:1959)


64.

E Pluribus Modem (joke-id:1960)


65.

.. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) (joke-id:1961)


66.

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny (joke-id:1962)


67.

A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available. (joke-id:1963)


68.

An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting. (joke-id:1964)


69.

CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)? (joke-id:1965)


70.

Does fuzzy logic tickle? (joke-id:1966)


71.

A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord. (joke-id:1967)


72.

11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium. (joke-id:1968)


73.

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence? (joke-id:1969)


74.

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation. (joke-id:1970)


75.

Windows: Just another pane in the glass. (joke-id:1971)


76.

SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . . (joke-id:1972)


77.

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk? (joke-id:1973)


78.

Ultimate office automation: networked coffee. (joke-id:1974)


79.

RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure. (joke-id:1975)


80.

Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS... (joke-id:1976)

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