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4 December 2024

Jokes archive (oneliners)


41.

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull. (joke-id:1937)


42.

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. (joke-id:1938)


43.

COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key (joke-id:1939)


44.

Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster. (joke-id:1940)


45.

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. (joke-id:1941)


46.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. (joke-id:1942)


47.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. (joke-id:1943)


48.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. (joke-id:1944)


49.

C:WINDOWS C:WINDOWSGO C:PCCRAWL (joke-id:1945)


50.

C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN (joke-id:1946)


51.

<-------- The information went data way --------> (joke-id:1947)


52.

Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression (joke-id:1948)


53.

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in. (joke-id:1949)


54.

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding (joke-id:1950)


55.

The name is Baud......, James Baud. (joke-id:1951)


56.

BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! (joke-id:1952)


57.

Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! (joke-id:1953)


58.

C:> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. (joke-id:1954)


59.

Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay.. (joke-id:1955)


60.

Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!" (joke-id:1956)

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