141. Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal ! (joke-id:2037) 142. Warning: Dates on Calendar are closer than they appear. (joke-id:2038) 143. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. (joke-id:2039) 144. Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump, and spill your drink. (joke-id:2040) 145. Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling so marvelous myself. (joke-id:2041) 146. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. (joke-id:2042) 147. Very funny, Scotty... Now beam down my clothes! (joke-id:2043) 148. Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. (joke-id:2044) 149. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? (joke-id:2045) 150. I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. (joke-id:2046) 151. No one who tried to pursue an ideal in his or her own way, is without enemies. (joke-id:2047) 152. Confucious say: Man with hand in pocket not always jingling change (joke-id:2566) 153. Your mom is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up! (joke-id:2585) 154. We should be happy there is water, otherwise no one could learn how to swim, and then everyone would drown. (joke-id:2722) 155. It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets. (joke-id:2765) 156. Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you have, the less shit you gotta eat. (joke-id:2850) 157. I just had a friend die of testicular cancer at the age of 20. I guess you could say it got him by the balls. (joke-id:2943) 158. Remember - Death is the experience of a lifetime (joke-id:3057) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8