121. I need someone really bad... Are you really bad? (joke-id:2017) 122. To all you virgins.... thanks for nothing. (joke-id:2018) 123. I'm not a complete idiot: Some parts are missing. (joke-id:2019) 124. The more you complain, the longer God lets you live. (joke-id:2020) 125. My kid had sex with your honor student. (joke-id:2021) 126. If something goes without saying, LET IT! (joke-id:2022) 127. Help wanted telepathy: you know where to apply. (joke-id:2023) 128. Jesus paid for our sins... Now, lets get our money's worth! (joke-id:2024) 129. I don't have to be dead to donate my organ. Want it? (joke-id:2025) 130. WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition. (joke-id:2026) 131. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. (joke-id:2027) 132. God loves stupid people. That's why he made so many. (joke-id:2028) 133. I said "NO" to drugs... but they just WOULDN'T listen. (joke-id:2029) 134. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. (joke-id:2030) 135. P.E.T.A.: People Eating Tasty Animals. (joke-id:2031) 136. When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS. (joke-id:2032) 137. Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down. (joke-id:2033) 138. When there's a Will, I want to be in it! (joke-id:2034) 139. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? (joke-id:2035) 140. Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately it kills all its students! (joke-id:2036) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8   NEXT